Po'Keh Monsters
Retired!
|
Description
From the temples of the lesser Chaos god Po'Keh, the Monsters have been sent forth to spread the message of love and cooperation through brutality and forced slavery.
"Gotta smash 'em all!"
|
 |
|
| Bulletin board from the coach |
| Mar. 26th, 2013 - old news |
Team nearly loses final chance The Coach had given the Monsters one final chance to prove they didn't deserve the new uniforms. Despite the loss, the Coach was apparently satisfied with the carnage enough to halt production, with the threat that the new uniforms WOULD make an appearance next season if the team doesn't make the playoffs. |
| - Moore |
| |
| |
| Dec. 6th, 2012 - old news |
Coach unveils new uniforms Following the Po'Keh Monsters' loss to the Heavy Metal Hitters, a spokesbeast for the Coach (he apparently was too busy destroying his office as well as the locker room, the showers, the press box, and anything else he could get his claws on to make an appearance) unveiled the preliminary designs for the team's new uniforms.
As threatened, they were hot pink. Additionally, they had little bows in the trim and what appeared to be a bullseye design on the codpiece area. |
| - Moore |
| |
| |
| Dec. 5th, 2012 - old news |
Mysterious mass sacrifices follow loss The weather proved to be the Po'Keh Monsters' downfall this week.
Despite the Coach's non-statement this week, he made his feelings apparent as several cabals of weathermancers were found slaughtered with the symbol of the Chaos god Po'Keh branded on the wizards' foreheads. |
| - Moore |
| |
| |
| Nov. 15th, 2012 - old news |
The Coach is...less than pleased Once again, the Po'keh Monsters' Head Coach refused a press conference. However, this time he refused to give a statement.
However, a seance was held over the reporter's corpse and his spirit claimed that not only would the Coach follow through on his threat to halt the elf torture sessions, but they were on an all-liquid diet since they p***ed away their match anyway. |
| - Moore |
| |
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
CRITICAL SEASON XXXVII CHAMPION CRITICAL SEASON XXXVI RUNNER-UP CRITICAL SEASON XXXVI CHAMPION CRITICAL SEASON XXXVI RUNNER-UP
|
|
Latest matches:
| CHC Season 38, Week 1 |
| 1 |
Marquess’ Maulers |
| 2 |
Handmaiden Sister... |
| CHC Season 38, Week 2 |
| 2 |
Deadpool Corps |
| 1 |
Mushroom Mayhem |
| CHC Season 38, Week 1 |
| 3 |
Violent Violets |
| 2 |
Thomas Thomas Club |
| CHC Season 38, Week 1 |
| 1 |
Altdorf Silver Se... |
| 1 |
Krimson Kommanders |
| CHC Season 38, Week 1 |
| 3 |
Deadpool Corps |
| 1 |
Infamous Mouisian... |
| CHC Season 38, Week 1 |
| 3 |
Doom and Gloom |
| 1 |
Equestitcles |
| CHC Season 38, Week 1 |
| 2 |
Mushroom Mayhem |
| 1 |
Aw Rats! |
| CHC Season 37, Critical Hit Cup XXXVII! |
| 0 |
Doom and Gloom |
| 1 |
Spores of the Gre... |
|
| |
|
|
