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21 Jump Street

Retired!

Race:	Slann
Coach:	Jason

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You have the right to remain slippery.
Anything you say can and will be used against you in total Blood Bowl domination.
You have the right to a coach.
If you can't afford one... you probably just got busted by the boys in green.

21 JUMP STREET

Bulletin board from the coach
July 1st, 2011 - old news
RIP Columbo Today, we pay our respects to Lt. "Croaking" Columbo, who died on the pitch within one week of his real life counterpart. We also mourn the loss of Theo "Kermit" Kojak II. Who loves ya, baby?
- Jason


Nov. 23rd, 2010 - old news
Three More Arrested The Boys in Green are guaranteed a winning record in CHG Season 10 following a run of very good luck over the last three games. First up was the Masters of Gleevil. Wanted on 14 counts of Disorderly Conduct and "Excessive Glee", 21 Jump Street lept into action. "All of them dancing around, singing... it was the most horrible things I've seen - and I've been on the force for 25 years," stated Leapin' Lennie Briscoe. "When they broke out into a medly of Miley Cirus tunes, I vomited onto the pitch" After cuffing the last dark elf, the team was immediately dispatched to take on the Nocturnal Onslaught who was suspected of a string of night-time burglaries at local bridal stores. "We came around the corner and there was a hobgoblin holding a mannequin in a wedding dress," explained David Dig'Em Starsky. "He was doing things to that mannequin that aren't fit to print." The entire team was arrested and sentenced to clean the bull centaur cages for 12 months. After hearing reports of panhandling at Critical Hit Stadium, 21 Jump Street investigated and found an entire roster of "Hobo Lords". In an epic back and forth, the frogs squeked by with an overtime win. The victory brings the frogs to 6-1 and guarantees a winning season. Statistical Leaders of 21 Jump Street: Team TDs: 20 Individuals TDs: Hoppin Ken Hutchison & Swimmin' Sonny Crocket - 7 TDs each Team Passes: 23 Individual Completed Passes: Sam Crunchy McLoud - 8 Team CAS - 13 CAS - Leapin' Lenny Briscoe and Bouncin' Tony Barette - 4 CAS each
- Jason


Oct. 8th, 2010 - old news
Two of HGC's "Most Wanted" Arrested The last few weeks have been busy ones for the boys in green. First up, responding to an APB put out by the commissioner, 21 Jump Street arrested the norse gang called "Smothered". The gang was known for not wearing any shirts, even in the coldest winter months. At least 12 charges of indecent exposure are pending against the team. The victory was not without a loss, however, as Jumpin' Joe Friday was crippled in the match. An unskilled Linefrog, he was retired to the great green lily pad where he will live out his days. "We knew the Norse were cold blooded," stated Bouncin' Tony Baretta. "But we had no idea". He continued. "By the way, has anyone seen my gun? I swear I left it right over there". To replace Joe, and to make sure that type of injury never happens again, the team hired a Kroxigor named "McMillan and Wife". Next up, the Chaos Pact were apprehended for BBUI - Blood Bowl Under the Influence. Thomas Sullivan IV told reporters that the pact were clearly drunk on whiskey during the game. "The Ogre kept trying to get the ball - and the rest of the team were so intoxicated, he was forced to be the only passer on the team," he said. The Ogre recorded three completed passes on the night, but 21 Jump Street won 3-2. It was also the first time the boys recorded more CAS than the opponent. The team value is getting high, with the team hitting spiraling expenses in the first time in Coach Jason's career. Next up for 21 Jump Street is the Masters of Gleevil. A warrant was put out for the Dark Elves after the entire team tried to create a flash mob in the middle of the Old World Police Department. "We just can't have that kind of excessive glee,' stated Theo Kojak. "If we allow that to continue, before you know it, the dwarves and goblins will want to sing pop songs. Have you ever heard a goblin sing Justin Beiber? It's enough to make your skin crawl."
- Jason


Sep. 16th, 2010 - old news
Fancy Lads Brought to Justice The boys in green have bagged one of CHGs Most Wanted - The Fancy Lad Brigade. 21 Jump Street has been investigating the Brigade since last season, where the lads escaped custody by handing the frogs a 3-4 loss. This season, armed with new evidence that the lads were over the legal limit of "fanciness", the boys were determined to bring home a win. This was a close call all around - every time a team got the ball, it seemed to score and TDs were traded early and often. Both sides earned a rare double casualty when one of the Fancy Lads brought both players to the ground. Lt. Croaking Columbo was active early, jumping into the cage, but was ultimately badly hurt in the block - but he took one of the lads with him. "Excuse me, sir... I just have a few questions" were the last words Columbo uttered before being smacked into the turf. Luckily, he will live to fight another day. The game went to overtime after a froggie catcher hit the treaded one - reroll - one to score on turn 8 of regulation. In overtime, the frogs received but were quickly knocked senseless - learning the lesson yet again to avoid the sideline as a catcher with the ball went crowd surfing. "I don't blame the team for that one," stated Coach Burns. "I ran that play knowing the risks and it put the game in jeopardy. Never again." After the ball switched hands multiple times, it appeared that no one wanted to win the game. However, after getting the ball free, Sam McCloud punted the ball down to the other side of the field. "I owe that move to the Froggie Went a'Courtin'," said McCloud. With most of the lads at midfield or over, one elf made a play for the ball. Thomas Magnum Sullivan IV was able to knock him away and grab the ball on a blitz, securing the 4-3 victory. Up next is Smothered, a new Norse team. 21 Jump Street has issued a warrant for their arrest alleging indecent exposure due to the unwillingness of the Norse to wear shirts. "I've seen some of those Norse players," said Swimmin' Sonny Crockett. "If that's not indecent, I don't know what is."
- Jason

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Tournaments played:

CHC Season 10, CHG Season 11, CHC Season 9

Trophies won:

Best Theme:

CHC Season 9