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| Sep. 16th, 2010 |
Fancy Lads Brought to Justice The boys in green have bagged one of CHGs Most Wanted - The Fancy Lad Brigade.
21 Jump Street has been investigating the Brigade since last season, where the lads escaped custody by handing the frogs a 3-4 loss. This season, armed with new evidence that the lads were over the legal limit of "fanciness", the boys were determined to bring home a win.
This was a close call all around - every time a team got the ball, it seemed to score and TDs were traded early and often. Both sides earned a rare double casualty when one of the Fancy Lads brought both players to the ground. Lt. Croaking Columbo was active early, jumping into the cage, but was ultimately badly hurt in the block - but he took one of the lads with him.
"Excuse me, sir... I just have a few questions" were the last words Columbo uttered before being smacked into the turf. Luckily, he will live to fight another day.
The game went to overtime after a froggie catcher hit the treaded one - reroll - one to score on turn 8 of regulation. In overtime, the frogs received but were quickly knocked senseless - learning the lesson yet again to avoid the sideline as a catcher with the ball went crowd surfing.
"I don't blame the team for that one," stated Coach Burns. "I ran that play knowing the risks and it put the game in jeopardy. Never again."
After the ball switched hands multiple times, it appeared that no one wanted to win the game. However, after getting the ball free, Sam McCloud punted the ball down to the other side of the field.
"I owe that move to the Froggie Went a'Courtin'," said McCloud.
With most of the lads at midfield or over, one elf made a play for the ball. Thomas Magnum Sullivan IV was able to knock him away and grab the ball on a blitz, securing the 4-3 victory.
Up next is Smothered, a new Norse team. 21 Jump Street has issued a warrant for their arrest alleging indecent exposure due to the unwillingness of the Norse to wear shirts.
"I've seen some of those Norse players," said Swimmin' Sonny Crockett. "If that's not indecent, I don't know what is." |
| - Jason |
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| Sep. 7th, 2010 |
Chaos Released on Technicality To all concerned citizens:
Once again, the evil law-breakers have found a way to avoid justice. In a narrow, 2-1 game, Cap'N Chaos defeated 21 Jump Street last weekend.
It looked good for the boys in green to start, scoring in 2 turns. Swimmin' Sonny Crockett blazed into the end zone after the mighty minotaur crowd surfed his back up blitzer (2 GFIs for the minotaur).
The rest of the half was spent trying to knock the ball away, but despite the relentless assault, 21 Jump Street wasn't able to free the ball from the 4 AG Chaos Warrior. The second half went much the same way.
After the game, however, Lt. Croakin' Columbo decided to take the law into his own hands. Instead of continually throwing 2 die blocks uphill or even 1 die blocks, he worked extra hard and earned the Guard skill. Now, 21 Jump Street will bring back-up when it tries to free the ball, which will hopefully aid in the defense. With Sam "Crunchy" McCloud already taking an AG boost, 21 Jump Street will soon be playing much better defense.
Croakin' Columbo also managed to arrest the notorious Fruit Loops, who witnesses describe as attempting to entice halflings over the internet. Barring some lenient judge, Fruit Loops will be locked up for the next game and not able to make it to the pitch. For his efforts, Columbo was awared the MVP for the game.
Next up are the Fancy Lad Brigade who are suspected of exceeding the legal limits on "fanciness". |
| - Jason |
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| July 14th, 2010 |
The Boys are Back in Town Here's an example of an imported team from our local league. Still working out the kinks in the system, like whether I can manually change the SPPs distribution (to CAS, CP, etc). During a season, it would be fine - just not sure for a "starting" team. |
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