Mediogre
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| Nov. 9th, 2014 - old news |
Week 4 recap This week Mediogre (1-2) faced off against Lost Chariots of Fire (0-3).
Essentially, this whole game was junk time and both teams had season-high touchdown scores. The Mediogre defense, which I regrettably praised last week as strong, allowed two touchdown-- one of which was a thrown teammate pass. If there is any team that should know how to defend a thrown teammate pass-play you would think it would be Mediogre, but you'd be wrong. Ordinary Oscar was caught on camera chasing a butterfly as Messerschmitt flew overhead and then dashed for the end-zone.
The Lost Chariots of Fire were not better on defense and allowed three touchdowns to a team who arguably has the worst running in the league. If you watched this game, the one saving grace was that there was a fair amount of carnage. Stephen So-So made a killing debut and hugged DeLorean to death. |
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| Nov. 9th, 2014 - old news |
Week three recap Matthew Berrywell here and I've got the highlights from Mediogre vs Dank Elves. Last week's touch-down runner, Tolerable Tim, starts this game right with a spiked fist in rookie Blake Henderson's face which killed the pretty boy elf on the spot. Blake Henderson, as you know, has been a fan favorite among the ladies for his topless Elfie Selfies on his Myface account but now fans will have to visit his tombstone account for any updates. Frazzled by their teammates death the Dank Elves failed to score in first half as Mediogre presented a strong defense pressure. Harry Humdrum and Ordinary Oscar both managed to mangle a couple elves in the first half to give Mediogre a numbers advantage. Unfortunately, Mediogre's runners are about as slow as a zombie and Dank Elves defense stripped the ball and scored to win the game 1-0.
In evaluating team Mediogre, I would say their defensive pressure is impressive. Clearly, they know how to hit. However, their offense is just so bad that this team is simply a middle-of-pack team that will likely finish 5-5. |
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| Sep. 26th, 2014 - old news |
| Welcome back readers, this is Matthew Berrywell from the Cleavelamb Chronical and I've got the scoop on week two! The Mediogres traveled to New Eggland stadium and faced our favorite humans, The Pride of Parker! Now, as a beatnik human reporter I've got to say I was rooting for Pride of Parker, Unfortunately, Mediogre must have read last week's articled about their lack of hitting because guess who they hired for a star appearance? Morg n Thorg! Morg n Thorg had a touchdown and inflicted multiple injuries. Mediogres win 2-1. I'm convinced on Morg n Thorg, not convinced on Mediogre yet. They seem okay. |
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| Sep. 26th, 2014 - old news |
Week one recap Hi everyone, this is Matthew Berrywell, Blood Bowl columnist for the Cleavelamb Chronical and it's that time we all love--week one! I watched a couple of new teams, the Bayou Misfits and Mediogre. I don't know about you guys but I was a little underwhelmed with the amount of frog-guts left on the pitch. Mediogres stumbled and bumbled until by sheer mass alone Tolerable Tim scored a touchdown. The Bayou Misfits gathered themselves though and hopped back with a 2-1 victory. Nice job Bayout Misfits! I'm going to keep my eye on Mediogre, but my first impression is that I'm not impressed. |
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