Lowdown Cheapskates

Retired!

Race:	Chaos Dwarf
Coach:	Jeff

Description

Bulletin board from the coach
Mar. 14th, 2016 - old news
Jib Gobsula's Werds of Wisdom “If you got a barrel, you got a few things, okay? First of all, you got a table. Good strong table right here. Secondly, you got a boat. It ain’t the Queen Marie, but it’ll get you from one end of the river to the other. Thirdly, you got a rolling suitcase. Fifth, you got a house. Again, not the nicest house, but a good strong house all the same. If you got a barrel, you’re in business.”
- Jeff


Feb. 4th, 2016 - old news
Jib Gobsula's Werds of Wisdom I don’t trust roofs. I’ve had too many of them fall on me to be a sucker like that.
- Jeff


Nov. 30th, 2015 - old news
Jib Gobsula's Werds of Wisdom Squig heads are pretty good eatin' if ya must. I used to coach around Mordheim a few years ago and let me tell you there were dead squigs lying around everywhere. So what ya need to do is get the freshest head you can find and throw that in your cookin barrel. You let that simmer all day with maybe a tomato or some dirt for flavor. Now you have to protect your investment, because gypsies are roaming all over the place around there. I suggest some chikin' wire to keep them out. Properly rationed that squig head can last 4 days.
- Jeff


Nov. 18th, 2015 - old news
Jib Gobsula's Werds of Wisdom Anything can be a bed if you’re tired enough. Like a bush. At 4 a.m., a bush can be pretty great.
- Jeff

Tournaments played:

Hawkeye 18

Trophies won:

Coach of the Year:

CRITICAL SEASON XXXVII CHAMPION

Spores of the Great Garden

CRITICAL SEASON XXXVI RUNNER-UP

Doom and Gloom

CRITICAL SEASON XXXVI CHAMPION

Cha'Qua Gold Mares

CRITICAL SEASON XXXVI RUNNER-UP

Coruscant Empire

Latest matches:

CHC Season 37, Critical Hit Cup XXXVII!
0	Doom and Gloom
1	Spores of the Gre...

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