Po'Keh Monsters

Retired!
Race:  Chaos Chosen
Coach:  Moore
Description
From the temples of the lesser Chaos god Po'Keh, the Monsters have been sent forth to spread the message of love and cooperation through brutality and forced slavery.

"Gotta smash 'em all!"

 
Po'Keh Monsters team badge
Bulletin board from the coach
Mar. 26th, 2013 - old news
Team nearly loses final chance
The Coach had given the Monsters one final chance to prove they didn't deserve the new uniforms. Despite the loss, the Coach was apparently satisfied with the carnage enough to halt production, with the threat that the new uniforms WOULD make an appearance next season if the team doesn't make the playoffs.
- Moore
 
 
Dec. 6th, 2012 - old news
Coach unveils new uniforms
Following the Po'Keh Monsters' loss to the Heavy Metal Hitters, a spokesbeast for the Coach (he apparently was too busy destroying his office as well as the locker room, the showers, the press box, and anything else he could get his claws on to make an appearance) unveiled the preliminary designs for the team's new uniforms.

As threatened, they were hot pink. Additionally, they had little bows in the trim and what appeared to be a bullseye design on the codpiece area.
- Moore
 
 
Dec. 5th, 2012 - old news
Mysterious mass sacrifices follow loss
The weather proved to be the Po'Keh Monsters' downfall this week.

Despite the Coach's non-statement this week, he made his feelings apparent as several cabals of weathermancers were found slaughtered with the symbol of the Chaos god Po'Keh branded on the wizards' foreheads.
- Moore
 
 
Nov. 15th, 2012 - old news
The Coach is...less than pleased
Once again, the Po'keh Monsters' Head Coach refused a press conference. However, this time he refused to give a statement.

However, a seance was held over the reporter's corpse and his spirit claimed that not only would the Coach follow through on his threat to halt the elf torture sessions, but they were on an all-liquid diet since they p***ed away their match anyway.
- Moore
 
 
 
Tournaments played:
Hawkeye 9, Hawkeye 10, Hawkeye 11, Hawkeye 12, Hawkeye 13, Hawkeye 14
Trophies won:
League MVP: Hawkeye 11

  




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