Hip Hop Highsteppers

Retired!
Race:  Elven Union
Coach:  Malloy
Description
The Hip-Hop High Steppers bring into the streets. You think you got this? Show your game on the pitch!

 
Hip Hop Highsteppers team badge
Bulletin board from the coach
Aug. 29th, 2010 - old news
Choosing not to go to the reserves Box
In a dismantling, Coach Malloy chose to not send his speedy catcher back to the reserves box to take another drive. "After that beating, I was afraid to send anyone out. I think doping may be involved and I demand the league do "random" test to find out." Coach Malloy was not kidding. This was the first team to take more the 3 casualties in a game coached by Malloy since the destruction of the Ubernoobs by the Orcade.

When coach malloy was asked about his thoughts on next season "We will just have to wait and see. Right now we are just taking it one game at a time." Bearded Birtha, an ogre reported from the Stone Age News pressed Coach Malloy "But do you plan to be with this team or another team next year?" Coach Malloy quickly dismissed the question "As I said, right now our goal is to end the season on an upswing. We have 7 games in front of us and we need to win 6."

Winning 6 games will be no easy task. They do get to play the Crackas again to end the season, the only team win so far this year and they do get a second shot at the demolished Slann. The rest of their schedule is a meat grinder including Chaos Pact twice, Nurgle, Dwarves again, and their cross opponet...ogres.
- Malloy
 
 
Aug. 5th, 2010 - old news
A cruise down Elektra Ave
The Hip Hop Highsteppers earlier in the week signed free agent Elektra Ave for the large contract of 110,000GP. Elektra made her debue in Week 3 against the Frogs and did not dissapoint.

"I've never seen an elf get so angry before" said one of Elektra's new teammates after the game. "She was on a warpath to kill any and all frogs. She kept muttering something about slimy green men must always die...this is for my sister."

Coach Malloy was diappointed in the loss but happy with his team's addition. "I gave her one mission, seek out and destroy any of those dirty catchers". Malloy's record lately has been poor losing 3 times last year while coaching the Zons. "I hired a ringer to take out that damn Hugh Hopner. Next time Ill take him out for good."
- Malloy
 
 
Aug. 3rd, 2010 - old news
I Need Sure Hands
"Things looked fantastic in the middle of the second half" said one Elf thrower after their week 1 match. "We were 6 squares away from scoring with the ball on the ground and no one around." Then things took a turn for the worse as they spent 5 turns trying to pick up the ball.

Coach Malloy was quesioned after the game about his teams performance. "Were deffinitly disappointed" said coach Malloy, "We really should of had at least one more Touchdown in that game. We will deffinitly be doing some drills on what it means to grab the ball."

First game gitters were apparent in their 3-1 victory. The bad news is the next team on the slate not only is horrifying to look at but has a stench that can be smelt three orc vilages away. Look for more updates as the Hip Hop Highsteppers continue their push for the playoffs.
- Malloy
 
 
 
Tournaments played:
Hawkeye 6, Hawkeye 7
Trophies won:
League MVP: Hawkeye 7

  




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