Cpl. Nobby Nobbs Big Un Blocker, Shamlegger Street Rude Boys
Value: 130,000 gp
Achievements: |
Interceptions: |
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Deflections: |
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Completions: |
0 |
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Touchdowns: |
0 |
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Casualties: |
9 |
(1 was a kill!) |
MVP awards: |
2 |
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Unspent SPP: |
12 |
(26) |
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Fouls: |
0 |
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Compl. seasons: |
0 |
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Skills
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5 |
4 |
4+ |
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10+ |
Animosity (Big Un Blockers), Block, Guard, ? |
Notes
-- Shamlegger Street Rude Boys has retired --.
Profile
Cecil Wormsborough St. John "Nobby" Nobbs is untidy, smelly, and despite being human, about the same height as a dwarf. Because of this and the fact that he is extremely ugly, he carries a certificate signed by the Patrician to prove that, on the testimony of his parents, and the midwife who delivered him, he is probably a human being. A running joke is the inability of others to believe this, despite—or even because of—the evidence. In fact, in Hogfather, even Death himself was unable to discern Nobby's species. According to the blurb of Men At Arms, Nobby was "disqualified from the human race for shoving". He always seems to have a cigarette butt about him, normally stowed behind his ear.
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