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| Feb. 24th, 2016 |
Amazons are Squishy Well, we certainly learned that amazons have lots of squishy areas. Way to not ruin anything for us  #76 Wiz , but to bad you did nothing more than the journeymen. |
| - Ruxton |
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| Feb. 23rd, 2016 |
Try Using Tackle I wonder how you will let me down this week, team. My guess would be that you let the Wonder Women dodge away from you. At least there is a good chance that someone will learn something this game. |
| - Ruxton |
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| Feb. 23rd, 2016 |
Pinched Ball You had the ball, #64 Danell McRans! How could you let them take it from you? |
| - Ruxton |
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| Feb. 12th, 2016 |
In a Pinch Last season we scored only a pinch of touchdowns. Let's see if we can make Long Claw of the Law feel the pinch of our team spirit. I'm thinking I might use the inducements to bring in a pinch-scorer for this game. |
| - Ruxton |
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| Jan. 13th, 2016 |
Let Down According to the stats you performed as well as you normally do, poorly!
#74 Jonathan Garvey, way to single-handedly hold Death at bay for the entire second half. You prevented Death from doing anything and even knocked Death down once. |
| - Ruxton |
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| Jan. 11th, 2016 |
War on War It is time for a fight against Death and Famine and Pestilence and their acolytes . We will show the world who is worse, Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse or us! |
| - Ruxton |
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| Jan. 9th, 2016 |
Different This is not what I meant by different. Score touchdowns! Inflict casualties! Argh!
:sigh:
Nice work throwing passes, Wishy Unknown , if only that actually won us games. |
| - Ruxton |
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| Dec. 30th, 2015 |
Change So far we have lost the past 2 games against They Who. The first game we could not score, but we got a lot of casualties. Game two got us two touchdowns, but no casualties. Let's try to do something different this time. |
| - Ruxton |
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| Dec. 23rd, 2015 |
Sleeping Jerk Wake Up, #78 Big Cat! You spent the whole game KO'd by the crowd. What a disgrace! You are now the only player left on the team without two skills. |
| - Ruxton |
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| Dec. 22nd, 2015 |
We, Argon, a Win? Let's try to win this and not just be hot air from the nobility. Let's do better than our last game against the Neonville Nasties. |
| - Ruxton |
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| Dec. 12th, 2015 |
Is This What Pain Feels Like? I'm glad that the brewer was able to nurse you back to health, #56 William Hewitt. Too bad about that other guy. Remember team, we only have enough funds to bring one perfect beer to each game. |
| - Ruxton |
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| Nov. 30th, 2015 |
Mr. E. Man Our next game against Mighty Misters may be more difficult now that the average player height has increased. Just keep an eye on those jerseys and we can guess what will happen. |
| - Ruxton |
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| Nov. 20th, 2015 |
No Rush or Anything; Get the Ball. #64 Danell McRans,
When you are completely open under an accurate pas, catch the ball. When the ball is the only thing between you and the endzone, pick up the ball. That is all. |
| - Ruxton |
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| Nov. 9th, 2015 |
Greet and Beat This next game is likely to be a interesting match pairing beer based fighting with beer based food. So everyone come prepared for practice like usual. I'll pick up some snacks from NewBull City Market; I'm thinking cupcakes. |
| - Ruxton |
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| Oct. 29th, 2015 |
Statistics #79 Rosie Blue, passing out and not waking up in time for the next drive is business as usual. I do not much care for that, please try to avoid that in the future. |
| - Ruxton |
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| Oct. 28th, 2015 |
meh. This week we will be playing against Mediogre. Let's try to do an adequate job. |
| - Ruxton |
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| Oct. 21st, 2015 |
No Beer For You I am disappointed in you team. From an improvement perspective you did NOTHING! We will now go out to the bar and order milk. MILK! #66 Dirty Dobber, you will get yours in a sippy cup; this is not futbol. Next time you had better at least have broken ribs if you are going to sit out on the team bench. |
| - Ruxton |
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| Oct. 19th, 2015 |
New Orc City This should be a bit different than the previous games we have had against orcs. Be careful though, these Neonville Nasties seem to be not nice people. |
| - Ruxton |
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| Oct. 15th, 2015 |
Hire That Thrower! #79 Rosie Blue, if I could have found who threw the rock I would have hired them on the spot to replace you. What were you doing so close to the sidelines anyway? You are the kicker. |
| - Ruxton |
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| Oct. 12th, 2015 |
Game 1, again It is time to play Death or Chess again. Do we want to try a nice game of chess this time? |
| - Ruxton |
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| Oct. 1st, 2015 |
Tree Transportation Way to show those Wood Elves that trees can be moved, #56 William Hewitt. However the other purpose of calling the blitz there was to then have the tree all alone. So remember when blitzing that it is more than just following-up, follow through with the plan. |
| - Ruxton |
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| Sep. 18th, 2015 |
Moar Trees Alright team, let's be careful for this next game. They Who has another treeman so look up before throwing the ball. |
| - Ruxton |
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| Sep. 16th, 2015 |
Touchdown! #76 Wiz, way to get two touchdowns and not destroy everything that you see. What did everyone else drink; that was crazy!? |
| - Ruxton |
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| Sep. 8th, 2015 |
Quest for Destiny Let hurry up and beat the bRat Pack and then go out to Houlihan's. |
| - Ruxton |
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| Aug. 27th, 2015 |
Very Long Legs It is important to consider the height of opposing players when you throw the ball, #78 Big Cat. Halfling teams as a whole are short, but treemen exist. If you throw another pick, you might get cut. |
| - Ruxton |
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| Aug. 23rd, 2015 |
Fun at the Ballpark It seems doubtful that our opponents will survive, to be Franks & Beings are not going to do too good with all of the guard we have available. We can finish this game and then go get some frosty beverages. Let's be sure to avoid that hot dog eating contest that those rotters are preparing for next week. |
| - Ruxton |
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| July 3rd, 2015 |
Head Injury #74 Jonathan Garvey, what were you doing? We waved beers under your nose but you just wouldn't wake up. The beers were delicious though. |
| - Ruxton |
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| June 30th, 2015 |
Shenanigans Alright team, we have one more game to play in the regular season. If all of you behave in a proper manner against the Red Mountain Hooligans, then I will treat the team to dinner at that place you all like. You know, the one with all the goofy stuff on the walls and the mozzarella sticks. |
| - Ruxton |
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| June 30th, 2015 |
Represent You are the last one on the team to have not achieved a skill, #69 Rep. Runyan. Please make an effort to either win an MVP or score a touchdown next game. Since you will be on the line constantly, I suppose that two (2) casualties would also be acceptable. |
| - Ruxton |
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| June 12th, 2015 |
Comeback Fight This is our chance to show those Orcamite Fighting Champs what has changed since Orcamite Fighting Champs - Ulgar Ironmen (CHC Season 19, Week 5). Perhaps this time we can get the touchdowns and cause the injuries? |
| - Ruxton |
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| June 7th, 2015 |
Statistics Finally, #76 Wiz. You managed to do something! I retract the threat of cutting for another interception. |
| - Ruxton |
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| June 3rd, 2015 |
Who's On First This next game could be a difficult or easy fight. They Who we will be playing seem to be a baseball team (whatever that is) and not a blood bowl team. From my understanding of baseball there is slide tackling and lots of throwing. So get interceptions and watch for low blows. |
| - Ruxton |
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| June 2nd, 2015 |
Scrum Nice work in that game. Way to stay in contact with their line. You exemplified this best, #76 Wiz, but I really need you to do something that I can show to the statisticians. |
| - Ruxton |
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| May 21st, 2015 |
Team Effort (Again) Play like a team. Individual efforts will result in our success. Just keep throwing the ball downfield. We will succeed.
We're playing against Shoulda, Coulda, Woulda again, but this time it will be different! |
| - Ruxton |
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| May 13th, 2015 |
I'll Just Do This Myself The first touchdown for Ulgar Ironmen was scored today by #79 Rosie Blue. When asked for comment, Rosie said "I was trying to follow coach's advice and share the touchdown, but since no one else could catch the ball I figured I'll just do this myself." |
| - Ruxton |
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| May 11th, 2015 |
For Horse Men We will need to work together for this next game, team. Those bull centaurs were difficult to deal with and this will be even more difficult because there are Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Just focus on one player at a time and we will be fine, it doesn't matter if they are a four star player or just one star.
Right now both teams have perfect records. Get out there and end this streak. |
| - Ruxton |
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| May 5th, 2015 |
Throw Better #76 Wiz, you need to learn how to throw. You do that again and I might throw you (off the team). |
| - Ruxton |
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| Apr. 21st, 2015 |
Here for Blood Bowl Wow, those Orcamite Fighting Champs look like they are ready for a fight. Luckily this is a Blood Bowl match, so we can just focus on the fundamentals. Now get that ball and throw it downfield! |
| - Ruxton |
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| Apr. 16th, 2015 |
FUMBBL Wishy Unknown, that is NOT how to pass the ball! If you drop the ball like that again, I think the rest of the team will give you to the crowd for "education." |
| - Ruxton |
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| Apr. 13th, 2015 |
Road Ahead The past few matches have been a bit of a rocky road. I think we can do better in the next match and show Bascionne di Robini what new flavors of pain we have for them. |
| - Ruxton |
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| Apr. 2nd, 2015 |
Stay On The Field How much do I need to stress this, #64 Danell McRans; STAY AWAY FROM THE SIDELINES! I realize that the crowd loves you, but you are not contributing to the team for the rest of the drive. |
| - Ruxton |
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| Mar. 28th, 2015 |
A Good Clean Match Those were two good, clean matches, let's continue to play good, clean games. I'm sure the Red Mountain Hooligans are not some sort of cheaters and are all upright fellows. Let's try knocking them down. |
| - Ruxton |
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| Mar. 28th, 2015 |
Stick Together Team! #74 Jonathan Garvey and #60 Phillip Bednarik, you must hold together. I believe it is time for some non-elective surgery. Don't worry though, this drill won't hurt me at all. |
| - Ruxton |
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| Mar. 15th, 2015 |
Team Effort We shoulda won that last game, you say. We coulda brought it into overtime if you two woulda worked together against the frogging ball carrier, you say.
Well I say, stop that Shoulda, Coulda, Woulda nonsense. You're a team; play like a team, win like a team. |
| - Ruxton |
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| Mar. 4th, 2015 |
Big Feet Trip Up Match The team spent a lot of time on their back, but only #69 Rep. Runyan disgraced the team by allowing himself to be pushed off the field. |
| - Ruxton |
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| Feb. 27th, 2015 |
Give Them What They Want If Death or Chess wants Death or Chess let's give it to them, but is no game this is Blood Bowl! Let's get out there and give them what they want! |
| - Ruxton |
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Ulgar Ironmen
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Dwarf |
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Ruxton |
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